DDM actors

Well, on hordelings, someone said they should announce the All-Stars set at XP this next spring(?). And the minis should get entrance music and it would run like:

And your number one all-star pick....STOOOOOOOORM SIIIIIIILVERHAAAAND!!!

I thought it'd be great to get people dressed up as the minis to walk out and pump their fists in the air and go pick up their new stat card. Then I thought of some actors that would be suited for playing each mini. Here's my list:

Storm's model could be gwyneth paltrow.(roommate's idea)
Champ of Eilistraee- Beyonce. (roommate's idea)
Frenzied Berserker-Kristin Johnson (seriously, imdb)
Succubus-Christina Aguilera(roommate's idea)
Human Thug-Danny DeVito
HEBI- Matt Damon (roommate again)
Elf Pyromancer- Orlando Bloom
Graycloak Ranger- Edward Norton
Harbinger Kuo-Toa- Elijah Wood
Tiefling Cap- Wendy O. Williams' zombie (check it out, google image)
Healer-Alanis Morisette
Bone Devil- calista flockhart
Scarlet Brotherhood Monk- Justin Timberlake
Crow Shaman- Lou Diamond Phillips (roommate)
Half-Elf Hexblade- Some Chick
Flesh Golem- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ice Troll- Owen Wilson
Centaur Hero- Al Pacino
Red Slaad- Rosie O'Donnel
Elminster- Sean Connery (duh)
Aspect of Kord- Brad Pitt
Elf Stalker- Leonardo DiCaprio
Slayer of Domiel- Christina Ricci (roommate)
Steelheart Archer- Wynona Ryder (roommate)
Eldritch Giant- Morgan Freeman
Sorcerer on Black Dragon- Christopher Walken
Tavern Brawler- David Hasslehoff (or ADF)
Elf Warmage- Ashlee Simpson
Free League Ranger- Chuck Norris (it had to be said, so I figured I'd take the bullet)
As far as edward norton goes, too many figs from older sets fit him. Graycloak fit best, IMO though. Who did I miss?

Aspect of Kord - Brad Pitt?? HELLLLLL NOOOO...more like Arnold. Man this is quite the thread Zero

Haha. I just thought blonde and ripped. The face seemed inconsequential as you can't even see most of it on the mini. And arnold's already statted to the flesh golem hahaha.